You wake up six inches tall. What's the first ordinary household task that becomes an adventure?
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ABSURD SCIENCE
Should bugs have bones?
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Draw a question.
One person reads it aloud. Everyone gets a turn to answer.
Go wonderfully off-script.
Invent, explain, debate, or act it out. Follow the conversation.
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Challenge an answer: “Explain yourself, Goose!” Give them 30 seconds.
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Ten sample cards from the deck, refreshed weekly. Read one aloud and let the table take it from there.
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